F is for ‘Fifteen miles!’
…and also for fucksticks. Back in my day you had to walk fifteen miles to get to work…and you were glad for the bloody opportunity! It were fifteen miles t’ nearest loo, and that were only for posh folk! And…
Steven
E is for ‘Egotistical bastards’
…and also for elephant cock You see them every day (not elephant cocks, although you might…I’m not judging) – they fester on your FB wall, and taunt on your Twitter feed – the smug faced gits, the egotistical bastards. The…
D is for ‘Doohickeys and thingamabobs’
…and also for douchecanoe I see far too many conversations or forum threads dedicated to the most inane writing topics: “I need a realistic hobby for my time-travelling French resistance fighter!” “I can’t possibly write without knowing which piece of…
C is for ‘Competing complainers’
…and also for cockwaffle. Not too long ago when a person screamed life was getting too much for them and they were drowning, a flood of people would wash in to save them. Nowadays everyone is too busy wading up…
B is for ‘Back in my day…’
…and also for ‘bitch’. Back in my day writers got the fuck on with writing. I remember the days when writers were behind the scenes folks. When they could walk down the street without being mobbed or mugged by fans,…
A is for ‘…and another thing!’
…and also for ‘arseholes’. I figured since I Meldrew (yes, Meldrew is a perfectly acceptable verb in this case!) on a daily basis (read: hourly basis) I could at the very least put this ranty energy to some sort of…
Punch the walrus
Sometimes I avoid doing certain things because they make me angry, not necessarily because they’re bad things but because I’m easy to wind up. But then I realise everything makes me angry to some degree. You think this would make…
Camp NaNoWriMo 2015
People offended by NaNoWriMo type activities, or words ending in WriMo, should leave now! Camp NaNoWriMo is just around the corner… Yes, you heard me right – NaNo outside of November! Camp NaNo has been going long enough that there…
Happy New Year!
With only a few hours left of 2014, people are starting to list all the negative things about their year, and all the positive things they want to do next year. And here’s me just getting pissed! Some are even…