Say whaaaat? What was the last thing you read that made you giraffe neck and exclaim “whhhaaaa??!”? It doesn’t have to be something disturbing or shocking. It could be a twist you didn’t see coming, or a protagonist/antagonist acting so…
Pooping out of your mouth is not an entirely pleasant prospect. But that doesn’t seem to stop people crapping out of their piehole on almost a daily basis. People who just can’t seem to shut their yap, who yammer on…
You cheating bitch! How could you?! After everything we talked about, all the promises that were made. That medipack was for me! *throws controller at television* Sometimes it’s ok to cheat. Sometimes you should be strung up by the feet…
What do you mean you don’t like them? You haven’t even tried them! *violently shoves Brussels sprouts down your gullet* NOW you can say you don’t like them…but stop being sick on the carpet first. Please? Please! *backs away from…
…sift through all your shit and get it sorted. Pronto! Actually you can take your time with this; I just really wanted to say pronto. There is never a bad time to stop and sort out your work/hard drive/time, and…
…revisit any novels or stories you may have forgotten about or neglected for a while. You’re probably so consumed with your current WIP, that you might need a quick destress in order to give it your full attention. We’ve not…
…quiet time. Put that pen down, take your fingers off the keyboard, and stop wondering why you were writing and typing at the same time. Take a break from writing to sit back and do bugger all. Don’t watch television…
…yourself. I don’t mean dim the lights and crack open the Vaseline. I mean ignore those bloody ostriches and learn things for yourself. You’re a lone wolf, a rogue demon hunter(what’s a rogue demon?), you are the sole member of…
Look at those furry necked bastards – hiding their teeny tiny craniums in the dirt…oh, ostriches don’t do that? Has someone told CNN? Oh, CNN don’t report that? Has someone told Godzilla? There are certain people out there, certain writers,…