Onwards and upwards…
My ‘onwards and upwards’ plan (not so much a plan as a hope-really-good-things-happen-for-no-reason kind of deal) is in full effect. I may not have got as much writing done as I wanted to in January, but that’s because I was…
Steven
I think I can, I think I can…
Oh god, I had no idea it was this bad! Ten posts…TEN POSTS! That’s all I wrote during 2013…and I’m counting this one! This won’t do at all. It’s been a shit year for writing, well a shit year for…
Don’t Panic!
Some of you will have ideas by now and some of you won’t. But panic knows no bounds. Just because you have an idea doesn’t mean you haven’t chewed your fingernails to the cuticle and worn a line in your…
They’re heeeere…
Yes, I’m talking about the NaNoWriMo haters. I’ve already seen the moaners, the whingers, and the blissfully ignorant laughing and pointing their fingers. “HA HA HA HA, writing? You don’t know what writing is!” Half of them say “You should…
Random, misc, and other
Oh look, it’s been months since I last posted that must mean I’m juuuusst about due for another rant And this time I’ve actually been up to stuff! Dun dun duuuunn! I’ve been chipping away at my writing – still…
Give yourself to the dark side
I’ve killed three people today. The first was blocking the footpath by wildly gesturing his arms, and wouldn’t bloody let people past. He was too busy shouting into his mobile to realise there was a queue of people forming behind…
C, D, and E are for Crap…disaster! End.
Yep its official, I’m bowing out of the A-Z Challenge this year. My third year doing the challenge and the first time I’ve had to give up…so much for third time lucky. Or is it lucky you don’t have to…
B is for Bibliomancy
Bibliomancy refers to divination by opening a book at random…or in our case, getting a bloody good idea from poking a random book with our index finger. Hell, I’m not picky, you can use your middle finger, thumb, nose, or…
A is for All together now!
It’s the first of April, which can mean only one thing…no, not the closure of YouTube or the launch of Google Nose. I’m talking about the A-Z Challenge!! Starting from today I’ll be blogging every day in April (except Sundays)…