Big floppy elephant cock…you there, in the back, stop laughing! And you there, at the front, stop sneering in disgust! Those are the two emotions I envisage when I imagine myself shouting the words ‘elephant cock’ to a classroom full…
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! Ahh, bullets, terrorists, and long walks along broken glass. I find it almost impossible to sing the real lyrics of the song and always find myself singing Sgt. Al Powell’s much…
You can lick up the coffee you just spat out, I said ‘cunct’ not…the other word. Cunctation – the action of delaying or putting off doing something. In other words a convenient ‘C’ based synonym for procrastination…ahhh, now that word…
Whenever people ask me what I do, I find myself hesitating and mumbling in the general direction of my feet. Granted this is how I answer most questions if approached by a stranger/friend/close relative, but this is a different shoe-gazing…
What better opportunity to get my arse back in gear than by once again taking part in the A-Z Blogging Challenge? A quick intro for those who have never heard of it before – blog every day in April (expect…
Yep its official, I’m bowing out of the A-Z Challenge this year. My third year doing the challenge and the first time I’ve had to give up…so much for third time lucky. Or is it lucky you don’t have to…
Bibliomancy refers to divination by opening a book at random…or in our case, getting a bloody good idea from poking a random book with our index finger. Hell, I’m not picky, you can use your middle finger, thumb, nose, or…
It’s the first of April, which can mean only one thing…no, not the closure of YouTube or the launch of Google Nose. I’m talking about the A-Z Challenge!! Starting from today I’ll be blogging every day in April (except Sundays)…
It’s almost time for the A-Z Blogging Challenge! Basically you post every day during April (apart from Sundays) which handily results in 26 days, allowing you to theme your posts around the letters of the alphabet. Stick to one topic,…