Two weeks. Two Weeks… TWOOOO WEEEEKKKKKSSS!! Get ready for a surprise! *BOOM* Yes, it really has been two weeks since my last post. Bad writer, bad *smack* Shame on you if you didn’t get the above Total Recall reference…well actually…
There are two words in the English language that, when combined, make me shudder as if someone is not only walking over my grave but stamping out a samba until their feet bleed. Small. Talk. Fairly innocuous words on their…
I was going to write this post tomorrow, I mean why do today what you can put of until tomorrow…right? I’d think about what to write today, maybe jot down a few notes, brainstorm on the commute, but ultimately I…
“I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” Bill Cosby For the purposes of this post I’m going to completely bastardise the above quote and apply the term everybody…
I logged on to the Camp NaNoWriMo website today and a new ‘camp news’ post was up: If you’re sticking to the daily target of 1,612 words per day, you should be approaching 13,000 words. Phew, good job I’m keeping…
So, the April A-Z blogging challenge is over, my house is finally on the market and the bank holidays are already a distant memory…back to reality then! Screw you real life! I’m going to get back to work on my…
Sin #23: Poor sex scenes SEX!! No need to shy away, we all know what it is…and most of us have done it. Dirty, unadulterated, no holds barred, teeth bared, scream out loud shagging! Well the lucky ones anyway! (If…
Sin #22: Quantity over quality “It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity.” Mahatma Gandhi Now I can’t speak for God, but as a reader I can definitely confirm the above statement is…
Sin #21: To swear or not to swear… Now I for one don’t swear, I don’t smoke and I certainly don’t drink alcohol. Oh shit, I left my cigs in the pub. Now if you can’t forgive me for that…