Oh f**k, it’s F******y!

Doesn’t time fly when you’re procrastinating! Ok, so maybe not 100% procrastination, I have been doing other things – but that’s no excuse for doing almost bugger all writing this year! I’ve probably written 3-4k this year…that’s it? That’s terrible, that’s one good day! Not a month of tippy tapping away at the keyboard! Even with 12 hours sleep a day (I wish!) that only works out at about 10 words an hour…….pathetic!

BUT there have been words. I have put pen/pencil/finger(s) to paper/notebook/keyboard. I’m still working on that zombie novel. You know, the one I started during NaNo….*mumble* 2010 *mumble*

So its time to drag my arse back into gear, pull my finger out and stop that damn buck…right here, yeah here, where the arse and finger action is taking pla….woah, dangerous mixture of idioms there!!

You might have noticed the blog has had an overhaul? You might not have, I suppose it all depends how often you visit – not much unless you like re-reading the posts I barely update…BUT I aim to change all that. I want to blog more; I always want to blog more, I just can’t think of interesting things to say. Sod it though, I’m going to blog more either way, I’ll just have to spice things up with reviews, competitions, ACTUAL novel updates instead of moaning about lack of progress, guest spots, etc.

I have some guest spots planned for a week in February, the actual time depends on when people are ready but I’ll let y’all know. Y’all?? Jesus, I have been away from the keyboard for too long.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s horror book review!

P.S. Damn I’ve used a lot of exclamation marks in this post! And ellipsis…but that’s how I roll bitches…!!